use MyISAM for tables. convert tables by going into mysql and: ALTER TABLE table-name TYPE = MYISAM; run: /usr/local/bin/mysqlcheck -Aao -u root every night to optimize tables proper way to do permissions for a user on localhost for a specific database in MySQL? vs my oldass way GRANT ALL ON faggots.* to 'faggots'@'localhost' IDENTIFIED BY 'jizzinbutt'