yes!!! Carebear STICKERS!!! PERFECT! w00w00! You have some kind of disability ----- -ÄÄ BasharTeg joined channel #L who would have imagined with today's advanced technology, that you could talk on IRC while dropping bombs. ----- -ÄÄ BasharTeg joined channel #l Speak of the fucking devil, Lord Lucifer himself. ----- seriously though saci what? let's get married. i think that what is that? oh oh is it? summer when I am in cali we can alright but then when I go to texas hahahah I have to marry brosie we'll go for a drive through wedding of sorts. and when i hit CT i have to marry set. we'll have the honeymoon in the car! ----- Mandy Moore: God, I LOVE having kinky sex with BasharTeg ! He nearly breaks me in half every time ! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahahahahaha ahahaha ð brosie aches ----- I should go save the world. before bedtime. yasmin bleeth is fricken ugly anyone who thinks baywatch chicks are hot needs to be killed DEAD! ð delusion_ listens to the harry potter soundtrack. ð WndrBr3d_ thinks David Hasslehoff his HOT Grand Total: $1,520,623.97 that's a lot of clams. and that 97 cents matters! dude. that tale. its as old as time. presence: true as it can be? dude. Barely even friends Then somebody bends and its, like, Unexpectedly presence: are both a little scared? and neither one prepared? I wonder if "Q" would be like "Oh, yeah, that tale.. its been around as long as I have." presence: ok, now you're done. ----- what about the prostitutes? how much are they? Sheri's Ranch in Parahump: $500 for a blowjob and rub, $800 for sex. that's some expensive lovin. -ÄÄ Sn0wFl4k3 joined channel #L actually, its like $350 for both you and the prostitute to be naked together, +50 for a rub, +100 for a blow job. +200-300 for sex, depeinding upon type (anal, doggy-style, facing eachother) ð delusion_ puts it on his Discover card what'll $1k get me? did i come in at the wrong time or what? HAHAHHAHAAHH ----- heh I finally passed one of the cisco chapters on Layer 3: Protocols .. took me 5 tries ;p I finally passed that samich I ate yesterady Took me only 3 tries ---- fricken sarah brightman is awesome. awesome in my pants ! yeah, she's a hottie too. just combine her and shakira, with a dash of sarah mclachlan and bam! ---- presence : cap me 2mbit on irev and ill upload those discs. you got it! I just removed the 768k DSL line filter. now you have 18 meganachos. 18Mbit ? MegaNachos! wtf is MegaNachos? do Norweigns have nachos? nah sucks to be you. ---- new poundL "comic" up. ... its.. different? wtf is the comic about? Presence : i didn't get it http://poundL.com/ - Dedidicated to the drunk in all of us. ---- -ÄÄ BasharTeg joined channel #L Operation Mummified Sculptural Genitalia -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] BasharTeg () ---- did you guys know that goonies is my favorite movie of all time? ---- i hate fucking livejournal if i ever run into brad remind me to stick something large and blunt in his ass... and then twirl it around.. and then beat him with it.. like a cinderblock or something wow graphic. im a visual person :) ---- that'd be like tbl's mom shattering heed's mom's cervix with her teeth ---- ð WndrBr3d_/#l flashes his mobo BIOS with the BIOS for a wireless nic ð WndrBr3d_/#l now has a dual p3-800 wireless nic ---- English 100 students aren't worthy to hear about why I admire Sarah McLachlan. hahaha don't you admire someone real? I don't really say I "admire" anyone I know personally. i see. and you don't admire me? c'mon! you do the donkey song in class. you do donkey song long time. I admire certain things about you Your obsession with donkies not being one of the traits I admire. crap. nor your fecaphillia ok thats engough. ---- You know how many military ready males between the age of 15-49 we have ? It's one of the measuring factors of a country's military might. That's in time of a war in which we were defending our homeland That's the only time you mobilize 15-49 I dunno like 40% of our population? 70.8 million men Many of whom already have their own weapons especially in Ramona and Los Angeles ---- nothin but pennies in my pocket, nothin but faith to keep me warm but I don't have faith, so I'm cold -ÄÄ jchrist (jesus@pacbell.net) joined channel #l jesus. I speak of faith, and christ shows up ---- ok look, where does the hair in the sink go? there must be a sink hair gobblin. to eat the hair in the sink. sink hair gobblin! they munch the hair and poop it out as water. it must be this. there is no other rational explanation. ---- i am getting sleepy finally oohhh Sacharine i remember you. you remember me? yeah masturbation chick... hah what a thing to be remembered for :/ ---- -ÄÄ bahm-ISTO joined channel #l whoa, its BAHMIST?! Where are you? in jail? yeah, they allowed him one phone call and he busted out his laptop. I've actually avoided incarceration. I've begun in white collar crime. ---- The channel looks like it's doing well. I hope you all enjoy it. It was built by the sweat of my angst and furnished with jizzum of my love. ---- Full house today.. finally.! we have girls in #L: Saci, CowKitty, Delusion. haha we have guys in #L: Me, set, wndr, tbl we have celebrities: Bahmist we have bots: Moltar^, Blossom^, scrotor haha its a full house! ---- down with pants! up with skirts! ---- **music: chicka bow wow chicka** "Who's that fly supa admin mother who knows what routers are all about?" "PRESENCE!" "Damn right. lol, presence couldnt route his own hand to his penis ---- A hyper intelligent platypus joining #l and chatting with us. That would be uber cool. --- dude I went shooting yesterday, and now I can hardly move my right arm its like someone kicked the shit outta my girlfriend or something cant rotate my wrist gizmo, I thought you went "shooting" every day? Presence: no Presence: now I cant shooting shotguns? or rifles? weenis shotguns shooting weenis? fired off like 100 20 gauge shots hah. is that what you call it? BAD MENTAL IMAGE Gizom: There's always the DustDevil portable vac. ;) Cowkitty: wet vac model, very very nice Dude, you're going to get a callus or something. look! i'm neo! ---- I WANNA BE A CHARACTOR! ME ME EM! now we need a brosie character too I have her pictures on irev lemme dig em up brooooooooosie heh brosie? you mean have another GIRL in the comic? That'd be weird. Presence: yes so people dont classify it as a sausage comic --- I, gizmo, take full responsibility for the banning of tessa from the LAN list. gizmo 02/11/02 --- http://elucidate.org/photo/ http://elucidate.org/cerenbabe/s96.jpg --- giz, go review poundL and the forums. :) I rule what the hell is on wndrbr3d's head? I dunno I say I look Cuban HAHAHHA hahahah RICKY RICKY HAHAHHAHA THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE I'M THE KING OF THE ROMBA BEAT ---- !top [14:42] *scrotor* Top scorer number 1 = Sacharine with 122 wins. [14:42] *scrotor* Top scorer number 2 = delusion_ with 80 wins. [14:42] *scrotor* Top scorer number 3 = JeyK2 with 56 wins. I'm still kicking ass yeah. i hate you saci :( ;) me too our marriage is through! hehe :( ð Sacharine/#l cries cry! it won't help you! :( hahah ð f0rge_/#l thinks he should catch saci on the rebound ... ð Sacharine/#l snuggles forge lol do you mind if there's another women in this newfound relationship? hahaha saci's down with another chick. saci's been in that situation before. ... excellent bow CHICA bow WOW haha oonts oots saci seriously has i have pictures. :0 ... let me see now! NOW! NOW! hahaha www.sacinekkid.com hahaha ---- I think we should put a pool on who we think is going to come out of the closet first I'm thinking it's gonna be Jeremiah HAHAHHAAHAH Out of the #L crew ð WndrBr3d/#l plays boy george in the background AHHA HAHAHA DUDE DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT ---- -ÄÄ `hEaThEr (AnGeLkIsS@nat221.65.mpoweredpc.net) joined channel #l ð WndrBr3d/#l blasts `hEaThEr in the ass *POW* Sperm Enema I so rule The women love me uhm hah somehow i don't think most women enjoy the "sperm enema", wndr. ---- saci, how come you never speak to me with a british accent? except when we're in the throes of wild lovemaking? cause I'm only british in the wild throes of lovemaking. DUH --- i'm getting a error -60037 on my newton whenever i try to bring up the ethernet now.. did you try going to the bathroom? huh? I dunno. just suggesting an option. i just reset it works now next time kick it! or go to the bathroom. -- this is #idle without the i d and e --- i've got access to ftps. you've got access to STDs too. presence: oh yes, plentiful in that department! ---- delu-work: you're an SQL whore? cool yep. dirty SQL whore. delusion is all about "Select name,age,phone FROM girlfriends WHERE likes_delusion = 'TRUE'" presence: 0 Rows Returned. ---- why does PMS make (some) women grouchy? hormonal changes, vax every month? yah? I wasn't grouchy when I started growing facial hair have you taken HS biology yet? haha well nope, skipped it gah that's where you learn all the important sex sutff, mang mephiloco? whats there to know about sex other than the guy sticks his ____________________ etc uhm :) ð Sacharine/#l pats vax on the head y0 -ÄÄ Mephiloco now known as Mephistol it's not like i'll be doing that anytime soon well but this girl thats always been nice to me flipped out because I asked why her parents wouldn't let her drive to school as a junior (they moved at the beginning of this year) ok fuck that then, i shall turn back to being anti-social well heh it's not safe to automatically blame it on pms buuuut yeah this was the first girl I started talking to, i've known her for a year, shes NEVER been mean, and I get this: girl (9:11:17 PM): the reason ure confused girl (9:11:21 PM): ure narrowminded girl (9:11:23 PM): understand that? it's totally hormonal. some girls crave chocolate. some girls get cramps. i wsa tlaking to her before that and she seemed totally relaxed (like normal).. asked her what classes she was taking next year, she said none cause she wasn't going to my school next year, .... went form there hi some girls get bitchy. ð vax-/#l homework stfu saci and lets sexx0r kthx :D ð Set/#l gives Saci a big bottle of fuckenol --- my moment of clarity today: i need to exercise. --- NEVER GO IN AGAINST A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE --- saci i want you to want me i need you to need me i'd love you to love me :D i need you baby and if it's quite alright my pretty baby! ð delu-work/#L is done úìú Presence faints hahahaha i wooed saci consider yourself wooed, baby! i'm so smoooooth with the ladies hahahaha -ÄÄ [#l] topic change by SaciWins: i'm so smoooooth with the ladies ;) hey baby *winkwinknudgenudge* FRAAAAAAAAAAANKIE --- ð delu-work/#L buys saci flowers i know what your favorite flower is, saci yah? yeah... hmm.. let's see is it... sunflowers? I don't have one. :) dang! CONFOUND IT! SUCK TRICKERY! hahaha SUCH EVEN whats your fav flower, delusion? hmm lily or sunflower. wow LILY-BOY! DeluLily :( sunflowers are the bestest. they smell funny. you smell funny. --- anyone wanna come visit me?? -20 celsius outside.. Maturesh: you don't live in civilization There's actually only two nations in the world The US, and that-shit-we-haven't-conquered-yet Maturesh: if I had that shotgun, you wouldn't have a neighborhood. http://www.benelliusa.com/m1_tactical/images/m1_tactical_popup01.gif --- Gizmo, wasn't that the name of the female Resue Ranger...? Cowkitty, no, that was "Gadget" GCowkitty: Huh, no, thats gadget Er, wait, that was Gadget, wasn't it... Ha! :D úìú Presence used to play "Rescue Rangers" with his little sister. LOL! I built her the coolest rescue-ranger shit outta trash and shit from the garage. Chip, Dale, Monty, Zipper, Gadget I used to have a thang for Gadget. Chi-chi-chi-chip and dale, RESCUE RANGERS! dude. sometimes some crimes go slippin through the cracks. but these two gum shoes are pickin up the slack. -- I should rm /dev/null; touch /dev/null; chmod a+w /dev/null .. make it a regular world-writeable file and see what kinda shit gets sent there tbl: THAT WOULD BE THE GARBAGE FILE hahaha DUDE YOU DOWNLOADED THE GARBAGE FILE? YOU GOTTA DOWNLOAD THE GARBAGE FILE it's in user-slash-root-slash-garbage-slash drop your virus and go after the garbage file! MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA --- -ÄÄ WndrBr3d (~wndrbr3d@hosttown.com) joined channel #l I HAVE HUGE BALLS ! --- ð gizmo/#l pets his shiney new XBox ð WndrBr3d/#l pets his shiney new nothing ð gizmo/#l proceeds to pet his penis ð WndrBr3d/#l runs off screaming --- so what has everyone been up to ? I'm guessing the same old shit moving heh painful got jeremiah drunk last night and he pretty much singlehandidly moved all my crap last night --- i accidently downloaded black hawk down while looking for system of the down music vids you win and by win i mean loose --- I'm using a log from playdough in monday's pL comic. im not in the comic who should play playdough in the pL comic? I don't wanna use my character because the comic will make me sound lame. so I'll use wndr. what are you saying? --- why is there never a new poundL There is a new poundL, fucking bot. Yeah, about the new pL uhm.. did I actually say that ? no. Playdoughboy did. just checking -- I'm using a log from playdough in monday's pL comic. im not in the comic who should play playdough in the pL comic? I don't wanna use my character because the comic will make me sound lame. so I'll use wndr. what are you saying? -- heh! hahahaha --- yup, you are the internet God... I know. Can I have your children? how would you like 'em? Marinated in Terraki? Baked? Broiled? Blackened? LOL I was thinking more of a "love child" thing... I thought you were a dude, dude. LOL I am... that is how much I am willing to give for webspace... lol Okay, that's wrong. Yup. to be honest, that server yer on is hosted at Basharteg's work. So you havta have his kids too. NO it's free of charge HAHA --- one day i wish i can be eleet and condescending like all the other loonix users -- How do I retrieve a process list in unix ? ps ? are you serious? ps auxf hehe Am I serious ? Yes man ps one day i wish i can be eleet and condescending like all the other loonix users sorry i thought this was a unix channel generally i don't mean to be condescending lol this isn't a unix channel per se I just used "per se" I win everyone except tbl seems to be well informed well, yes, for the most part but WndrBr3d and delusion do Microsoft web solutions etc i see they're not totally unix ignorant, but I don't think they've run their own boxen I, on the other hand, am going to learn to write drivers for FreeBSD :) There's a wide range nope He rules ass with VB and the other stuff he does daily, he's not stupid, Unix just isn't his bag. See, everyone should be like me. I know VB, Win32 API, MSDOS programming out the ass, AND I can setup FreeBSD boxes, write unix code, and hax0r like a mofo. That makes me leet like JeffK. ð BasharTeg/#l is 31337 like JeffK The rest of you are 31336, just not leet enough. --- -ÄÄ WndrBr3d (~wndrbr3d@hosttown.com) joined channel #l I HAVE HUGE BALLS ! I HAVE BIG BALLS! HUGE BALLS? BALLS THAT ARE HUGE? I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT! anyone want this laptop? for crying out loud. I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!! who's got somethin' for me I do! what is it? tapioca pudding I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT LOUIE LOUIE MY SCROTUM COULD HOLD A KANGAROO ! -- FUcking sucks fucking sucks? Fucking is good. i agree fucking is good --- delu-work: Im going to eat your first born. go ahead! it'll be made of delicious jell-o pudding. -- -ÄÄ Cowkitty (trilluser@132.28.8.67.cfl.rr.com) joined channel #l Hey, anyone sen Pilate today? Remember how he tried to send me a crack for Webcam32? Turns out the file was infected with a virus called DDoS-Slack, and it infected my pc really bad. That's why I've been having all the problems. I'm afraid his pc might be infected too. :/ DDoS-Slack: This trojan is an IRC bot, controlled by a remote attacker to use infected systems to initiate a Distributed Denial of Service attack against others. When run, it copies itself to the WINDOWS directory and creates a registry run key to load itself at startup: HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\ Run\Update=%WinDir%\(trojan).exe Once infected, the local system "reports in" to a specified IRC server so that an attacker can issue commands. An attacker can also instruct the bot to download and run other programs, remotely. --- -ÄÄ BasharTeg (~mteg@ip68-8-235-4.sd.sd.cox.net) joined channel #l dude we are going stumbling watch for us logging onto IRC from new and exciting locations we have my new omni rig be prepared for my leetness we roll, disconnect -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] BasharTeg (Ping timeout: no data for 241 seconds) . . . -ÄÄ BasharTeg (~mteg@ip68-8-17-112.sd.sd.cox.net) joined channel #l woot first stumble BasharTeg is ~mteg@ip68-8-17-112.sd.sd.cox.net * Miles Teg root be back on the next wireless network we control :) see ya driving on disconnecting heh soon anyway -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] BasharTeg (Ping timeout: no data for 245 seconds) . . . -ÄÄ BasharTeg (~mteg@adsl-63-196-80-58.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net) joined channel #l /whois BasharTeg BasharTeg is ~mteg@adsl-63-196-80-58.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net * Miles Teg gizmo you on ? we're outside your house on someone else's DSL okay, we're moving -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] BasharTeg (Ping timeout: no data for 251 seconds) --- -ÄÄ [#l] topic change by tbl: I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! -ÄÄ [signoff #L] tbl -ÄÄ BasharTeg joined channel #L damn fat bastard I am the Clit Commander, not him -- -ÄÄ Cowkitty joined channel #l G' mornin', all Shut it. Cock jockey. ;____; #L is always so full of love. If you're coming on to me, the answer is no. --- Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind, up in here -- fuck fuck is the second most-used word in #L fuck you, bot Hmmm. BotRage. -- Speaking of which, it's past noon and I'm not drunk yet. brb -- "Penis Envy and Women's Obsession With Having No Penis" Or maybe, "Desire to have one." i dont want a penis -- hepkitten, Do you want to be a photographer? bahmist: i was a professional photographer for four and a half years Ah, I could tell. i like taking snapshots only mnow heh why? There was something distinctively professional about the pictures. awe thaniks :> I figured you were one of those people that had like a photography degree but now washes cars. -- I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Neat. You bet your fucking ass it's neat. -- The message comes up on Dade's computer screen: I WILL SWAT U LIKE THE FLY U R Dade replys back: A/S/L ? -- yeah, but no one except me has a key to the server room. and I gotta shower. ð ^tessa/#l is a happy camper. down with 3 old hubs and up with a linksys 24 port 10/100 and it takes me 20 minutes to shower and 30 minutes to get down to the Venetian. ð ^tessa/#l sniffs naaa you smell fine no, I haven't showered since Saturday. I kept putting it off. <^tessa> have fun Pres heh <^tessa> EEK uhh dude <^tessa> my nose must be clogged lol since SATURDAY!? JEEZ you know, that was probably TMI for the channel, huh? that's just FILTHY and DISGUSTING. úìú Presence is a filthy dirty smelly punk bastard I haven't even shaved my legs yet this week! That you are. :) Hahaha. <^tessa> O M G ! presence This is quotefodder. you need to shower now you are FILTHY. --- bore.d bored bored bored me too what should wife & I do today? don4r, lets all go skydiving. we'll even let you go first! :) heh no thanks i don't like that idea fine then.. you suggest something. i dunno we can send FAXs back and forth. we can race and find out who can boil water faster. hahaha Tic-Tac-Toe over FAX! that would work if i had a fax okay, well.... we can go outside and take turns trying to yell loud enough to hear eachother. alright that works cool. You go first? Remember, I'm in Vegas, so it will be a bit of a challenge. but if you can bounce off the ionosphere, it should work. I can't tell if that was you or not. did you go yet? yea I couldn't tell if I heard you or some kid down the street. Lemme try now. I'm going to yell "Don4r is a Hax0r!" alright but it will probably sound like "dollar for your sister" heheh wow you're pretty loud over here ð Playdough/#l bites Presence it sounded pretty clear Rad! I did it a couple of times. I used a bullhorn, though.. kinda cheated. heh Ok, my turn -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] Playdough (Ping timeout: no data for 251 seconds) okay, heading outside now. I'm gonna yell dcpu's root password ok? heh j/k cool! I can't remember it bashie gave it to me a few months ago but me not being great with other peoples passwords setup sudo its like "ntisstupid" heh jeremiahisgod allwedoonthisserverisirc hahaha ok, brb ok, i yelled something about poundl telling you to keep up the good work :) I just got back in. my neighbor down the street came up to see what we were yelling about. wow As we were talking, we heard you say something about pounding hell's work. did you tell tell them we're sorry about the disturbance but that we're really bored hahaha sorry I mentioned that, yeah. that we were bored. i must have slurred my words He suggested that we go out and mow the lawn. ugh I was all "But he lives in San Diego, thats a long way to drive out the ride-on lawn mower" its cold out there Yea you would have to bring a lot of gas so the neighbor suggested skydiving. damn I know! we're back where we started -- Gizmo, dude, you sleep with dead people. hahahahahahahaha Set: hahahahaahahhahahahaha I was drunk and I thought it was your mom -- a/s/l 14/f/ca I always wondered what the L was in a/s/l its LOCATION its all about location, location, location. Presence: legal Y if you're legal in your state/country.. N if not 22/m/sandiego/hetero-pedo -- Tomorrow I'm going to the store at 5am stock up on a years supply of peeps good god those things are sick :) eeeww DUDE PEEPS OWN YOU ! HAHHAHA blurgh make me throw-up. now, cadbury cream eggs, that's where it's at. Uhm.. I can only eat like 1 of those an hour hah me too but they're dang good peeps? the marshmallow things? those rock -- I HAVE HUGE BALLS I HAVE DIPPING SAUCE! eew I WANNA DRIP MY BALLS IN IT -- i think you're all forgetting one thing. that i have a abnormally large penis. -- whois panda I'm the newbie. ...keep going... every channel has one. the person who just mysteriously comes in one day, and no one knows who they are, where they came from, what they want, etc. -- ð Sacharine/#l is sexy ð Sacharine/#l struts -- good night, sleep tight...don't let the demonic mutant hellbabies feast on your flesh and suck out your souls -- every day, i have to constantly remind myself that someday natalie portman will be mine. and then my day goes well. -- So I'm driving down Scrips And before I leave my appt I determine I need gas So I get on the 163 of the methane variety? and forget the gas then pee myself pull off and get gas True story okay The thing with the story I had enough gas to make it to the Chevron on Scrips But totally missed it 'cause I was listn' to Howard Stern and then on the 163 about to hit downtown I look down.. and my gas light is like, on flashing and yelling I was like AAAAHHHHH ! hahahhaha did your gas light come out and slap you like a whore? DUDE IT PUNCHED ME IN THE BALLS AND SAID I NEED GAS ! Short and to the point. Good Car. how did that make you feel? like a bitch -- damn it http://presence.irev.net/storage/campic.jpg I keep forgetting to bring in my webcam to work So I can webcam myself flshing my pubes at the people walking by I was going to update it today with a new pic... where I shaved and cut my hair and closed the closet door. You do that too?!?! Hells yeah Sometimes when I make Coffee in the morning I put pubes in with the grounds -- Yes, I am still naked I should be at work, but I am at home, naked. http://www.animalinfo.org/species/artiperi/equuafri.htm -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/438] I'm at home too. Feeling my ass-crack checking for lint trapping skin flaps. -ÄÄ WndrBr3d_ (~wndrbr3d@hosttown.com) joined channel #l ð WndrBr3d_/#l contines to vomit "Animal Info - African Wild Ass" hahahahah FREAKS SICK FREAKS YOU MAKE ME SICK FILTHY http://www.ultimateungulate.com/Images/assafrica/assafrica.jpg <-- WHOA! BASHIES RIGHT!! THERES AN ASS! i love flaming people on /. fricken idiots ass africa? uhh delusion, its work-safe. really. it is. trust e. it might even turn you on. get you all randy. uhm. let's see TRUST PRESENCE OR TRUST MYSELF. hmm If your boss fires you, your boss doesn't know what true beauty is. Its just an ass. a donkey. you build up all that just to show me a picture of a donkey. hahahaha hahhahhaha *sigh* -- -ÄÄ BasharTeg joined channel #L Hi BasharTeg, I love you. Fuck you, this is not the time. he says he loves you too Thank you for the translation vax. np In case you guys can't tell, I'm really not too happy right now, so perhaps you stfu and pretend I'm not here. Why are you not happy? None of your fucking business. can't say i didn't try. Listen, there may be a time when you could catch me in a good mood, and maybe then I'll accept you in our channel and not shit on you every time I see you, but this is not that time so stfuplzkthx. -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] BasharTeg () -- BAGEL!~ I ATTACK THEE I STABBETH dude -- i don't live with my parents they live with me! -- -ÄÄ DiScDuCe joined channel #l argg! arggggggggggggggggg! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGG! ð DiScDuCe/#l coughs almost choked on that last arg! well, calm down there dont ARG too much -- Presence : Dude, I was static bagging your hard drive this morning and I dropped it ?!?!! Wndr, you dropped my hard drive? I shoulda paid the extra $5.00 handling fee. I'll test it tonight 'cause it still as all my shit on it I needs to format it so presence doesn't find your man pr0n. seriously It's twinks left and right huh? It was my C: about 2 months ago oh. but it twinks? what the hell is twinking? hahahaha he needs to clear off his manpr0n like i said. oh. twinking is manpron? hah hahhahaa Basharteg and Gizmo ALWAYS talk about Twinking. I thought they were talking about Everquest, but now I get it. HAHAHAHA DUDE -- pdsys.org runs on my own server. presence just likes to say he runs pdsys. cause he's BITTER. I RUN PDSYS! I RUIN PDSYS! I BLUDGEN PDSYS! BITTER. úìú Presence pludges his pdsys until it erupts. if iRev and PDSys were to have babies, the babies would be so retarded. hah hahahahaha hahahahzhahahahah but of course the retardation would come from YOUR side of it, presence. not mine. No, its from your nt-messed up gene pool. no, it's from your filthy freebsd -- i accidently let offsite explorer download like half the internet over the weekend. hahahah i forgot to tell it not to go outside of the domain. delusion, how much space does half the internet take? about 200k. WOW! i compressed it with RAR. -- http://irev.net/~wndr/screen.jpg EAT SHIT BITCHES ! that's a doctored image No its not Fucker cheater CHEATER hahaha LOOK AT IT IT'S EDITED! pfft eat shit Wndrbr3d, the only way we'll believe you anymore is if you SHIP US YOUR MONITOR. hahahahahahaha Seriously hahahha BURN THE IMAGE IN AND SHIP THE MONITOR before my words were not enough now the screen cap is not enough I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS FALSIFICATION OF MY OBFUSCATION WHICH HAS BEEN PERPETRATED BY THIS SWINDLER! -- OMG THIS FUCKING WETBACK BEANER ALMOST GOT MY ASS SLAUGHTERED huh ? slaughtered irl ? -- joseph_ : Your office still smell like steralized metal and KY ? -- This Mango Juice has as many Calories as Dr. pepper Fuck Healthy Drinks man juice? man og juice man go juice heh MAN JUICE TO GO? MAN GO JUICE ! -- Hmm... anyone here know a lot about editing Window's registry? cowkitty: what are you trying to do? Ha ha. well... delusion hacks the registry like he hacks his penis quickly, efficiently, and often -- I'ma devide the universe by 0 -- All windows apps should use GTK., Windows APIs are all weird. GTK is the graphical tool kit of the future. ð Worthless/#L thinks presence needs to be taken out before it spreads. ð Worthless/#L goes off in search of a sniper rifle. you couldn't hit me if you were buried deep within my ass. DUDE HAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAA ð Worthless/#L sneaks up presence. someone pull down his pants so i can get this rifle up there! Not for less then 20! BTW, I haven't shaved down there in a couple of days. You'll havta weed thru the jungle. Make that 50! -- see this picture ? http://data.irev.net/pics/football2.jpg -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/134] No one gave me shit when I was that thin and toned. But fucking shit, I can lift far more now than I did then. Man, I was an angry prick in that picture :) And what are you now? :-) a horny prick hahaha haha just messin cp5: I'm going to fold you in half and give you to Saci for a dildo At least you'd get some that way look who's talkin --- ð Cowkitty/#l is listening to the Soggy Bottom Boys I am a kitty of constant sorrow I've seen downtime all my days I bid farewell to irev server the place where ck.net was born and raised ð Cowkitty/#l does a jiggy dance For 6 long months irev's been in trouble no pleasure here in LV it finds For in this world I'm bound to 404 I have no admin to help me now ð Cowkitty/#l jiggies It's fare thee well my old website I never expect to load you again For I'm bound to surf that northern internet Perhaps I'll die upon this LAN. --- -ÄÄ exmoure joined channel #l HAHAHAHA I just made the typo of the century! I typed #EL LMAO AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! HA! er hehe... hmm... hello? -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] exmoure () ---- my new pc case is like an AC unit Like, the PS has two fans then I have two in the back and two in the front I envy you and your new case. I havta keep my pc's case open to keep it cool enough. :^/ dual P500's and 3 7200 rpm drives in a little 2-bay "tower" thats like 14 inches tall. Thats rad Micro-Tower of justice ! no, its bad. its HOT as HELL in there. literally, Satan keeps his winter home in my box. Satan's pool boys are cleaning out the pool right now. hahah --- -ÄÄ Jynk joined channel #L *peeks in* oi Vax hi heh you the only one awake? yes no ur awake. --- "Thanks to #L, I'm making it through college!" haha :) HAH! #L has different results for different people. for instance, I got fired from 2 jobs because of #L. Sideffects are common --- hwo the crap can two trains collide? seriously. Someone's getting fired yeah. Conductor: "Is the track clear ?" Operator: *toke* "Yeah.. looks good dude" I did San Marcos to Newport Beach, RETURN TRIP, in 1 hour 45 minutes. lol Delusion, for someone who's played "Microsoft Train Simulator", you sure are dumb. "hey bill, i went ahead and routed train 5 to the anaheim line" bill: "uhh, i just told the freight trian they could leave anaheim" "well, it's nice knowing you bill. gotta go." Trains CONSTANTLY use the same track. presence: NO SHITE SHERLOCK. There's points where tehy split off for 2-3 miles. I USED TO BUILD FRICKEN MODEL TRAINS and thats where tehy pass each other. O AND HO SCALE I USED TO BE A HOBO! H-O YOU BE A HO! Starting from: San Marcos, CA Arriving at: Newport Beach, CA Distance: 67.7 miles Approximate Travel Time: 1 hour 16 mins Dude, I used to ride the coaster YOU BE BUILDIN A HO! YES Distance: 67.7 miles Approximate Travel Time: 1 hour 16 mins i'm serious though. We'd split, and fucking Amtrack would come down at like 80 mph ! I did the round trip in 1 hour 45 mins i used to build model trains. I used to build BETTER model trains. hahaha probably i was only like 8 at the time úìú Presence whips out his old "when I was 10" photos jabroni delusion_ : You -ARE- a model train ! He was Phi Slamma Jamma runnin' stank all over it with rib-ticklin' jumps of double vanilla funk. TOOOOT TOOOOOOOT ! My trains had little cows I could run over. i remember just peeing myself though when this old guy sold me a huge trunk full of model train stuff for $10 I think that's WndrBr3d with rib-ticklin' jumps of double vanilla funk i had working train crossing lights/bars. WndrBr3d: I attribute that line to you. I would race my slot car set against the train, like crossing over the tracks and shit. even made the little bell clanging noise Excellente ! QUE BUENO ! Oh, well, mine didn't have noises. just cows. mine rocked. then my dad SOLD IT. FRICKEN SOLD IT. LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD WndrBr3d was Phi Slamma Jamma runnin' stank all over it with rib-ticklin' jumps of double vanilla funk. YES MUCH LIKE MY CHILDHOOD. SOLD IT FOR BEER AND DIRTY MAGAZINES ! THEN HE BEAT YOU WITH IT THEN HE BEAT YOU WITH IT What was the other scale? Like "NO" or something? naw AND KILLED YOUR DOG What you mean dirty magazines ?! dirty women Dude, your dog fucking sucked presence: H, HO, O, N scale -ÄÄ [#l] topic change by Presence: Dude, your dog fucking sucked HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa IT DID ! lol They called it 'Angel' my dog? yeah! Thing sounded rabid it would act nice dude, Paul btw, this needs to be put in a comic Yeah, when it was asleep and then it would bite you in the leg --- i should weasel myself an internship there ahahah maus: really? sweet they look like a good company. i like thier work. Delusion, you just like having work. esp. their movie company logos they did the fricken universal logo for crying out loud delusion_ is like a mexican yard worder worker* Head, you would look retarded no matter how you tried to dance, so why not skank ? I'd think you'd be the biggest supporter of skanking because at least that way EVERYONE would look as retarded as you, so no one would notice. YOU WANT JOB ?! I AM JOB --- basharteg: "dancing" in general makes everyone look retarded, and that's why it's "ok" i think dancing is retarded to begin with, so i won't dance. wetawded --- I just fed my hamster. now my hamster's doing a dance a hamster dance. --- YANNI! I'M LISTENING TO YANNI yanni is gay you're gay your ears are making gay love to yanni --- ok i'm thinking of something orange something ooorrange give up? it's an ORANGE! -- REMEMBER THE FLOATING MARINE LAB weee! AND I MADE YOU EAT MUD MUD WAS GOOD I GOT LIKE 5 DISEASES FROM THAT AND I DIED! THOSE WERE GREAT TIMES! God that was funny hahah hah floating marine lab. pshaw Your mom went to hahah i remember catching plankton and looking at it YOU MAMA ! BAM! hahahah I know and everyone was like.. uhh.. this sucks. It was so dumb i don't think anyone was enjoying that trip. The only cool part is when we drug the net and pulled up a dead body I'm back! YAY! hahahahaha hahah same with the pilgrim voyage Worthless: why you keep comming back.. no one knws HAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA The Pilgrim Voyage the only entertaining part of the pilgrim voyage was that guy who swallowed his tobacco That was -great- I come back for the head. I KNOW ! HAHAH hah PUKING VIOLENTLY OFF THE SIDE ! hahahhaa HAHAHA standing watch SUCKD Dude, I was in the gally ME RIKA SLEEPY i hate you. i was in the bowson crew or whatever, doing the riggings had to sing stupid songs and pull fricken rope yay rope pulling --- wtf is with french people I'm suprised they don't breed faster than Mexicans deep inside of you! hahahahaahahaha I mean, do they just sit around and fuck each other senseless all day ? what the crap: Yup There are kisses the first Taste like sprays taste like spleen No wonder they never get anything done YEAH TASTE LIKE SPLEEN WHAT IS SEXUAL ABOUT THE TASTE OF A SPLEEN YOU TASTE LIKE SPLEEN ! YUMMY ! HAHAHAHA HEY BABY YOU REALLY TASTE LIKE SPLEEN YUM! --- Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. --- LiveJournal lou-gayness wndrbr3d_, i rika. basharteg, live journal is neat. http://presence.irev.net/ no it isn't I'm probably one of your best friends in the whole world, but I won't read your live journal. dude. yer my only friend. and you won't read it. úìú Presence cries Live Journal just feels... disfunctional. And EverQuest doesn't feel disfunctional?!?! HAHAHAHAHA Christ almighty Nope. --- my server is defragmenting :-/ DEFRAG ! I'm defragging our other servers also i found out that it doesn't take 1 gig of ram The server room is humming HAHAHAH well, it does but like, only weird type of RAM. DOES IT TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH !? DOES IT ! hahahaha DOES IT TAKE IT ALL IN !? YES IT DOES LIKE A PRISON BITCH ! BENT OVER THE TABLE CRYING WITH BLOOD RUNNING DOWN ITS LEG LIKE HALLE BERRY ON MONSTER'S BALL HAVING SEX WITH OLD WRINKLY BILLY BOB THORTON -- Time to go home.. make some steaks... and watch Quantum Leap HAHAHAH --- Dude Halle Berry's boobies like POP out of her shirt POP! hahahaa because they're so small Seriously.. it's like.. "Is she going to die ?" Then POW! BOOBIES ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and her TINY ASS nipples ! I could fit Halle berri down one of my pants legs./ They're like grapes strapped to apples hahah big nipples are good, like little landing targets for your mouth "Is that a halle berri in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?" hAHAHHA "Is that an oscar award winning black woman in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?" AHAHAHA "Little bit of both" --- ENTERPRIZE IS ON IN 10 MINUTES "Aliens Confront Crew" <-- Says the Digital Cable Reciever's Description of tonight's episode Who woulda thunk? --- Haha! http://drew.corrupt.net/think-of-the-domokun.jpg -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/430] It's a follow up to this pic: http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/431] Giant killer man-puppets of god are really called domo-kun. :D hahaha God, I love those wacky Japanese! :D AND THEIR SICK ANIME Damn straight. :) Kawaii! http://drew.corrupt.net/domo1-sm.jpg -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [8/8] that's freaky. OMG! HAHAHA! http://www.doebbe.com/domo-kun/ -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [9/9] what thecrap "Giant Killer Man-Puppets of God" that line just slays me That woulda been a great name for a BBS Or a comic. But, don't you think if god had killer man-puppets, he'd have a sense of humor about it and make them look like that? :D --- Squee! I'm going to play more Puzzle Bobble Online now. :D Naaah nah nah nah hahaha ð WndrBr3d_/#l eyes Cowkitty ... So like.. .hey baby You come here often ? ð WndrBr3d_/#l touches Cowkitty in a naughty place SQUEEEE ! hahahaha while wndrbr3d is trying to hit on cowkitty, cowkitty is over at my house touching my naughty place --- ahahahahahaha dude the poundL comic book looks so freakin awesome. dude, i have a jetpack? HAHA! hahaha Jet packs rock. :D hah tell me wndr is the cuban pete guy I have WINGS i ---- i haven't smoked pot in 5 weeks i haven't done an illegal drugs excluding pot in 1 year i'm not down with alcohol either, but that's another story. well, that's good pilate, i'm glad Ditto :) i still drink... but not as much as i use to i have a problem with drinking because my father was alcoholic for a long while Ugh. I need to eat something. Awww... ::hug:: that and just seeing how stupid people are while drunk/tipsy i've cut down quite a bit.. i actually remember things now. i also don't do stupid shit anymore like uhmm.. putting the ice cream in the cuboard or putting the cookies in the freezer Ha! Squishy. ice cream doesn't go in the cubboard? I got girl scout cookie ice cream yesterday if i remember right, yesterday means this participant's best day ever! it's gonna be soooooo bad for me forget yesterday and I'm going to love it. i also remember what i ate for breakfast and shit like that.. the little things --- HAHHAHA DUDE HAHHAHAHAHAH THEY CALL MY CUBAN PETE ! HAHAHAHAHAHAH hah you like that? i have a JETPACK dude! I AM THE ROCKETEER! Dude i'm Ricky Recardo ! --- i'm #14 man.. i talk more then set. but yet i don't get a character in the poundL comic Pilate, don't you remember: No one likes you. thats why yer not a character Yup oh forgort about that.. Thats what it pretty much boils down here Besides, Whenever you say anything funny, I jsut replace "pilate" with "bahmist" since you guys are brothers, you can be basicalyl the same person. AHHAHAHAHA Yeah See He's Marsha You're Jan ð WndrBr3d/#l shrugs EXACTLY! Just learn to move on hrm.. i said something funny the other day Marsha Marsha Marsha! Theres a pary in Wndrbr3d's mouth and everyone is cumming.. that should go in the comic haha hahaha why? its not comic-material. its funny-log material. i dunno.. but not comic. AND, its not original. oh.. ok.. it was funny, but not unique. ð Pilate/#l nods You tell 'im presence! its been said about wndrbr3d's mouth before. really? doesn't shock me.. Everyone's had wndrbr3d's mouth over their member at least once in their lives. i'll figure out something unique you'll all see some day.. YEah My mouth is an old toic wndr has a filthy mouth Indeed I do -- People always tell me i need a hair cut... haven't had one in about six years. -- I couldnt imagine shaving my balls heh shaved balls are fun shaved balls are itchy. -- k I need to do actual work now work? What is this "work" you speak of? cause I have midterms and shit this week. She means masturbate She does that a lot bah... midterms. Her and Jeremiah are in a contest I do do tha a lot ahahahah I don't do it 7 times a day though DOmt do it to much though Your pussy will start to look like and old rag why not? hahahah haha Wow, lovely immagry :-p I don't cram shit up there, dude Rub it enough and it will What? All women don't try to fit bottles and fists up there? HAS PORN LIED TO ME!?!? you know this from experience? :D k work time bye bye... enjoy the work. USE LUBE ! SAVE THE PUSSY ! ð Sacharine/#l uses WndrBr3d_ spit ah yes Well, if you choose to use my spit do they sell that in bottles now? it comes with a free tounge applicater you bring out the vulgar in me. I love it. hahaha ð WndrBr3d_/#l bottles his spit Coors and Coke have nothing on what's in my cans is that an anal sex refrence? -- ð WndrBr3d_/#l drops the mic ð WndrBr3d_/#l walks off stage damn... he walked off stage. I was hoping to boo him off. NO way The only things that come outa me are solid gold .. or moist and white .. or soft and brown .. or liquidy and yellow .. but other than that SOLID GOLD ! solid gold!? I MUST MILK YOU FOR YOUR RICHES! Where does it come from! TELL ME! ð WndrBr3d_/#l offers his teet -- Hey... if i wanted to get the plans to the undersuit worn by the astronauts how would i do that? Hack NASA why would they have those plans in digital form? Do you think it's secret info, or info that would be open to the public? Do you think they'd have a slightly defective one that they'd be willing to get rid of cheap? i mean... if it has a little defect they can't use it for space travel, right? -- McDonald's should deliver. I'd never leave home. -- Chicks are inheriently open to bi or homosexuality. I agree -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] PresWork (Ping timeout: 360 seconds) It takes very little alcohol to get them to make out Dude, if any I would have to die of alcohol poisoning first. That's the question you should pose. How much alcohol would it take to get chicks to make out, compared to how much alcohol poisoning would it take to get guys to make out. Women WANT to get it on with other women. It's obvious. Dude That'd be one BITCHEN thesis paper For like, a Psychology PhD I'd give him the fucking Nobel Prize And the funny thing is, guys KNOW women want to get it on with one another and I believe they do all the freakin time and it's some big god damned secret --- Dude, secret lesbian society. This reminds me of that show V Hahaha, I've never seen V But interesting title to associate it with HAHHAHA V : Secret Lesbian Coverup A secret lesbian society known as, The CLIT hahahaaahh You never saw V ?! jesus h christ The Coalition for Lesbian Invasive Technology hahaha It's about these hotty lesbians that are secretly taking over the world it's like classic sci-fi from the 80s EVERYONE has seen V -- I have Photoshop 7 for OSX ... INSOLENCE ;__; I have cheetos I win. no, you lose. I win. YOU FUCKING LOSE! *shrug* So you think. In reality, things might be very different. For example, when I say "cheetos," I might mean: I beat Jedi Knight II last night. (therefore I *did* win) or I might mean that I got laid twice last night (therefore I *did* win) etc. YOU FUCKING LOSE! ^__^ no.. I WIN! you fscking LOSER! Too bad you are so stubborn and narrow minded to see your faux pas. Cowkitty, I would very much buy the travel mug of cowkitty-summerness... but I am a br0ke college student :'( set set is a good hamster -- Is your webcam off ? Because I want to laugh at your sweet sweet misery I want to see it ! --- Presence: I'm downloading Painter 6 to my mom's pc neat. I was just waiting outside my mom's for like 20 min. I had forgotten the key to the house. ^__^ Luckily she came home to pick something up, otherwise I would have been out there until 3pm. Another 2 hours "Here we see the Cowkitty, waiting patiently outside of its mother's den, doodling japanesque drawings in the dirt with her fingers, humming a tune by Prince" hahahahaa LOL! Haha! "Not all that glitters, is gold!" --- i'll see it in the theatres, totally OPENING NIGHT, BABY! I'LL BE DRESSED UP LIKE A WOOKIE A fat wookie yes a FAT wookie. basharteg will be JABBA Why, I gotta fill in for your mom ? -- op wh0res call me a wh0re and get your own ops. Sheesh. Set, maturesh's secret password to get ops in #L has always been "Op me, whores!" thats how we know its Maturesh, and not some other loser Norweign. since there's only one cool norweign in all of norwegia and that cool norwegian is Maturesh. -- -ÄÄ WndrBr3d (~wndrbr3d@hosttown.com) joined channel #l Gah I hate Video Cards I'm gonna buy an etch-a-sketch MY VIDEO CARD OWNS! MY VIDEO CARD RENDERS "THE MATRIX" -- is there anything ice-t can't do?! Release another hit single ? -- You know what fucking makes me LAUGH at beaners When they' re rolling down the road listn' to that shitty mariachi music IN his mind, he's going "God damn, this is one kick ass song" Like, he skipped ahead on the CD to hear that crap -- my balls are fucking superior -- Its Friday, May 17th welcome to #L my name is gizmo, I'll be your god today] if you have any questions whatsoever, please do not hestiate to direct them at.... ð gizmo_/#l looks around Presence. thank you, and have a great day! -The #L Administration ?!?! nooooooo I said have a great day, shut your mouth. Shaft. -- Star Wars rocked my world. ^________^ -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] JeyK (Remote closed the connection) -ÄÄ JeyK (user@ip68-8-235-133.sd.sd.cox.net) joined channel #L yah? heh I guess I am just too cynical/hard to please Are you a fan? Of course. LOL I dug it. Sure beat Phantom Menace. I though the romance was incredibly stupid though. ^__^ aotc? I was entirely irritated by the contrived plot and horrid acting/dialogue yes JeyK I mean, how stupid and childish can Padme be? She with him for what? A week? And bam. I'm your woman. Twit. you don't know how long they are together, that's one of the problems Other than that, she was a cool psuedo tough chick heh psuedo tough chick conveniently exposed torso via minor injury that does nothing Arg. That was made soley for Del-chan. though, she definitely has a purdy belly button. ^__^ So I guess my hormones can't let me complain about that too much Other than. Anakin was a whiny little brat. -- If it werent' for live journal, I swear, I'd go around with a gun and take people out. now with live journal, I can provide the world with the signs that I'm just about to go over the edge and people can make attempts to stop me first. -- one time, i laughed so hard that i pooped my pants. that time is now. -- I JUST LEFT A THEO HUXTABLE IN THE TOILET -- You have to believe that this nation is the greatest thing ever created, and be willing to give your life for your country. tbl: You wouldn't even show up for the draft. If they asked you that and you said no, they'd probably kick your ass before they let you leave. lol I'm registered yo ! Selective Social Services ! ya me too Yes, but tbl wouldn't show. I'm registered too. I'd show Then get a gun and shoot myself in the foot and limp off a free man hahah hahahahhahahahahahhahaha hahahahha dude eric you win They'd put you in military prison. for accidently shooting yourself in the foot? not if I 'tripped' on my gun 'accidentally' and it 'misfired' into my foot hahah Or they'd fix your fucking foot and put you back on the line. ya right with a crutch They send my sister home for bad knees ya, i have knee issues too odds are they'd send me back if I shot my little toe off haaha No, they sent your sister home for being a man. -- dude, was Kidd Video the Nintendo show where the guy had a controller for a belt buckle and a duck-hunt gun ? weee! Yeap! http://www.kvflipside.org/ <- -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/121] that's kidd video no god awful. that was the gay music one what was the nintendo show AWFUL what was the nintendo show DUDE Lazer Tag Academy that show was pimp ugh what about MR. WIZARD didn't you guys used to watch him growing up? yep heh that was my favorite show dude god damnit what was the nintendo show mario brothers? SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW! or was that 90's ? YAH mario brothers show was 89 DUDE I'M GEORDI LA FORGE CAPTAIN POWER CAPTAIN POWER CAPTAIN POWER! YES did you guys have the captain power ships? that interacted with the VHS? Dude, that show had killer graphics hahahahahahaha YES OH MY GOD i had both of them, and i broke them DUDE, THOSE WHERE THE SHIT hahahah i remember Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future ! dude the guy who created captain power, went on to make babylon 5 The show retains a devoted following, partly because story editor J. Michael Straczynski went on to create the sci-fi series Babylon 5. ð Set/#l is away, dinna [p] whoa fucking captain power owns me news you can use. i still have my captain power lunchbox / thermos woah Kevin (a.k.a. Captain N), his dog Duke, and his new friendsMega Man the robot (from his own self-titled game), Princess Lana, Simon Belmont (from Castlevania), and Kid Icarus (also from a self-titled game)went on various Nintendo-inspired adventures in Videoland. Their primary nemesis was the evil Mother Brain, the chief baddie from Nintendo's Metroid. Using his Nintendo-styled control pad, Captain N was master of his video game world, altering the Dude, Captain N was the shit. this hurts: http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1388.php -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/123] for the love of god.. use some link discretion man HAHAHA I seriously wanted a controller for a belt buckle back when I watched Captain N NKOTB ! I LOVED CAPTAIN N I LIKED THE ZELDA FRIDAYS LINK WAS A HOTTIE zelda fridays owned me chip n dales, rescue rangers! where there's danger weee! Gadget was a hottie. wow, ducktales came before chip n dales DUH delusion, duh. :) my memory sucks. nothing beats darkwing duck muhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha YES! that ruled too. THE COWS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team :( http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/primetime/pt1476.php -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/137] HAHHAHAHA THAT'S INCREDIBLE! OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ahahahhaaa Shes fantastic, made of plastic, Micro chips here and there, Shes a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere... basharteg: AHAHAHAHA this was like my favorite movie growing up (next to goonies): The Explorers The Explorers! presence gets a cookie! with that damned nifty globe thingie. that let them go into space and shit. dude, it was a tilt-a-whirl cart damnit. Dude. Airwolf I used to build "Airwolf" outta legos and run around singing that damn song. How to make your own Knight Rider KITT car you can't really "sing" the airwolf theme. Hasbros Transformers toy line proved once and for all that the whole can be much, much greater than the sum of its transformable parts. These werent just robots and toy cars, nor were they robots in toy cars; no, these robots were toy carsand trucks, and guns, and boom boxes, and jet planes, and helicopters, and brontosauruses, and ANDTHEYWEREGREATANDITWASTHECOOLESTTHINGEVER!!!!!!! Sorry. fuck yeah they were. Transformers rocked my world, as did Voltron http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/toys/ty1130.php -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/151] dude holy fuck my first real toy ever i have every single he-man toy/playset ever created That was the pimpest thing and it's probably only worth $5 haha i still have all my heman toys including both mountains.. haha dude, I had everything AND the wearable battle armor and sword Castle Greyskull -ÄÄ [signoff!#L] Sacharine (Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?) HAHHAHA BasharTeg : f0rge was the Heman King castle greyskull rocked my world. hahaah hahahah Dude, when I was a kid, I got that shit for Christmas, I forced my parents to allow me to wear the armor everywhere changed my VOICE! and I'd hit everyone with the sword hahahah Ask my parents, I WAS He-Man hah we went to the lord of the rings movie with swords My aunt says she got really tired of being hit with the sword. people looked at us like we were retarded. YOu STILL ARE! hahahashasdjkfasdjklfasdjklh HAHAAH Basharteg++ I AM! Dude, HeMan was the emitome of the White Arian. all that dude needed was a white robe. Castle Grayskull featured an elevator, trap door and working drawbridge, while the sinister Snake Mountain came complete with chains, pivoting snakes, and a voice-distorting microphone. But the mother of all playsets arrived in 1986. epitome you mean Sword of Omens, give me Sight Beyond Sight! hahahaha ð Set/#l is back, hi [gone!38m44s] Don't forget She-Ra. she ra was cool i named my dog she-ra HAHAHAHA Dude She-Ra haha I fucking hated that dog For some reason, She-Ra was taken less seriously than He-Man, and the series was deliberately infused with a constant dose of humor. I was lke Where did the dog go ? ahhahaa CHicks are never taken seriously HAHAHAHHAHAH Whenever her services were needed, the Princess would raise her "Sword of Protection" in the air and shout, For the honor of Greyskull! "HER SERVICES" hah she is on call -- DIDN'T YOU HAVE OPTIMUS PRIME WHEN YOU WERE A KID ?! THEN VOTE TO REPEAL THE DMCA !! THE TRANSFORMERS WOULD HAVE NEVER ALLOWED THE DMCA !! -- Originally created by Hallmark in 1983, Rainbow Brite was a cheerful little girl whose purpose was to restore color to a gray world. Using her magical rainbow belt and rainbow crystals, Rainbow would color the world each week, despite the attempts by Murky Dismal and his henchman Lurky to keep it gray. FUCK YEAH. I will freely admit: I watched Rainbow Brite when I was a kid. I shoulda named my Newton "Twink" -- ð Joia/#L is gonna go get dressed and find food ya know.. finding food nekid is by far more fun especially in public Yeah.. well Tell SDPD that they didnt much like my last trip to Jack in the box -- -ÄÄ evi|jenn now known as drunkjenn wonderful nothin but Mandy in my pocket mandy? yes mandy who? Mandy Moore gotcha You know, that chick "Pink" would almost be hot if she wasn't a wigger I'd fuck her. I'd pay to watch Or twice as much to participate -- Sometimes I think, after all these years, that IRC is the stupidest thing on the net Nothing in the history of mankind has been a greater vessel for stupidity. ð WndrBr3d_/#l sets up a Telnet WWIV board -- :) they don't really love me, they just love my doggy style lol one day he will be mine hahaha omg oh my GOD! that's bad, right? I will make a man out of you will u make a man outa me :D shit, I'm standing here air drying my "man" hahaha wondering if/when it'll ever stop growing. 8 inches is hard to handle there's a sweet satisfaction in computing naked lol like that one kids in the hall skit where that guy writes all his reports naked and snickers while everyone reads them I do that when I irc naked i wish my last name was toth :-) kris toth sound like pish-tosh haha hahaha I don't snicker, I just handle myself when I IRC naked ok im ghey not right now though long o woot, I setup a big fan for my nuts hahaha coldfireD: i concur hahahahah BasharTeg: lol Sacharine, r u leet? I am krad -- I really could go for watching some lesbian sex right now. me too -- I HAVE A 21 INCH FLATSCREEN MONITOR I like to lick it before bed -- hah, I kernel paniced OS-X Server at BSDCon in front of the OS-X developers. pwned As a guest user :) heh i'm sure they've fixed it by nmow but i'll let you try it on mine at sdbug I'm not ++(++(++coldfire)) += ++(++(++coldfire)) I WIN! They don't have any hooks in for resource control bash that's so hawt goddamnit coldfire: int main(){for(;;)(*(int*)malloc(8388608))=fork();} you lose again I need to get over this hacker fetish hahaha bash, what was their explanation for it? Copy on Write memory/fork bomb don4r: There's no resource control, and the system panics when a page fault for CoW can't be serviced. CoW is like "implicit page allocation" ok.. but what did they say they were going to do? anything? what? you think that anything means better than the 3 soho 8 port hubs on the network here they weren't sure yet, because there are no resource limiting hooks well they need to fix that real soon when a virtual page is accessed, and the actual page hasn't been allocated yet, the CoW bit is set, and it allocates pages on the fly for it. -- -ÄÄ BasharTeg (hasfd@ip68-8-235-4.sd.sd.cox.net) joined channel #L the teg. sup of house atreides no harkonnen? Bene Gesserit Supreme Bashar There are no Great Houses in Teg's time ahh, gotcha. is basharteg after the whole "dune" movie/book ? btw, is that book any good? interesting reading, or kinda boring? i was thinking of reading it, just cause everyone loves it so. Dude hahaha I got my nick name from Road Rules Season 1 So I've had this nic for like... 8 years ? huh? really? Yeah how so? One of the chicks was like, "Man, Mark is like Wonder Bread. Is there anything he cant do ?" So I was like... yeah.. that works hahaha hah. And I had to shorten it for IRC interesting. WndrBr3d ... Yeah That and the 3 was a stroke of teenage leetness -- WndrBr3d rumor has it that WndrBr3d was once woOOped because they think he's ignoring them you and gizmo and bash were in my dream last night f0rge maus_ if i remember right, maus_ means a GOD! was it a saci sandwich? ahhahahah no oh, ok then! but WndrBr3d kept trying to grab my ass a wndrbr3d often does! Shit yeah I did POW! hahaha hahah Come here cutie Let me up in that bootie it was quite entertaining hahahaha you were pretty hawt in my dream, too lookit those girls with the daisy dukes on Dude, I -am- hot hence the fact it was a "dream" i want you to weee! You forget easly hahaha hahah Sacharine : Wanna get our swerve on ? Most of these hose heads in here wouldnt know what to do with you hahaha o dear O:-) this morning i went into our kitchen here at work and? and is that "Cereal" playing Shaggy???! the suspense is killing me opened up the fridge, and there's a can of whipped cream sitting there. so one of the other guys in the room goes "oh, i'll use that on my coffee" ð maus_/#l is killed by suspense so he gets it and uses it, and then a female coworker comes in and says "you know, there's many other uses for whipped cream" and everyone in the room freezes and looks at her it was great he'll.. i would've done the same thing then huffed the nitrous for a little pre-coffee entertainement hah. my story went nowhere, andi love it. well.. i could tell a story about what happened one time i was standing around the water cooler with some coworkers but we don't have a water cooler, and my only co-worker is my boss well, there ya go! welp.. i could you story about where we put that thing that time.. but i dont want to.. and as such.. i wont -- yes bling the people I thought didnt like me want to interview me hehe so now I just gotta impress them haha hahhaa sweet show them you're toilet trained that'll impress em! "and this is our server room" I just drop trow and take a shit on the floor haha that is just wrong I would love to see the look on their faces! hah that'd be awesome. "here's our state of the art NAS unit." PLOP! hahahhahah joe, where are you intervewing at ? they slam the door and turn on their fire supression system gas me out hahahaha -- So Yeah LAN at my place tonight what time? Not sure I'ma see if anyone else will go if no one else comes, we can just make out or something HAHAHAHAH EW omg MAN SEX EW haha HAHAHAH ð WndrBr3d_/#l slaps JeyK across his face with the wang of justice WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME SERIOUSLY -- then they KICKED ME OUT. delu-work : Good You're a filty jew I'll post Exmoure's wallpaper of Saci today, though. they still use my nick completion routine though those fags And should be sent to the ovens ð Sh0t/#l gives delu-work a cookie http://exmoure.com/ <-- Saci wallpaper. That scar on your face is from your mom i'm bitter now delusion : why did they kick u out? salty even It's a coat hanger scar Wanna finish the rest ? hahahhaha Presence : I'm going to pay him $20 to take the PL logo off her boobs and let it all hang out maturesh: heh, this was like 4 years ago. they just did a major restructuring of people, and said i wasn't needed anymore, and they had beteter scripters. hahaha and look what it's turned into.. filth! It hasnt been updated for like 2 years hahaha yeah FILTH! Dude -- You know whats funny When Korn released Follow the Leader presence, i rock That song All In The Family i'll stick with a plain old nick completion. no one knew who Fred Durst was hahahaa fred durst sucks! if i could kill one person, he'd be it. no one needs nick completion. who would want to complete Nick anyways? hah! úìú Presence laughs openly. presence, :( hahahah DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE ! :( i am! the only woman for me is natalie portman and i can't have her! so i will be alone FOR-EV-ER! Or Mrs. Butterworths hahahhaa Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jumima no, the only possible substitute for natalie portman is natalie portman's clone. A breakfast orgy with black womens hahah which i am secretely working on at this time. -- 101 things to do with your new Mr. Coffee 4 cup coffee maker Fantastic! Im never sleeping again -- HOW i think that HOW is it BS? THE FUCK DID I LOSE 4TH PLACE IN THE STATS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT CONTRIBUTED PACKETS TO RC5 LATELY OH I FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING HAHAHHA LIKE THAT -- okay, I'm not fishing for complements or affirmations here, but without being jackasses, what would you guys say are my positive qualities? I'm writing some self-information stuff and I want some third party perspective rather than just listing what *I* think. I'm sure everyone is just thinking really hard. Actually, feel free to throw out any failings or flaws too, while we're at it. ahahha If you feel they are personally sensitive, you may privmsg them. you know computers well but you're an elitest yeah, one of your positive qualities is an ability to understand technical stuff Good call. ð Sh0t/#l flexes and programming structure BasharTeg : Your're Sweet, Sesitive, Caring, a real Teddy Bear HAHAAAHAHA hahahahaa I'm great, I'm wonderful, and everybody likes me! hahaha Stewart Saves his Family hahaha i can see this is gettinglogged I love that movie huh? no no i was quoting rodney dangerfield HAHAHAA My Name is Chester, and everybody thinks I great. that guy's getting OLD not looking for self-affirmations Well Chester, my name is Charlie, and I think you're an asshole ! hahaah Just thinking personality wise. ahahhah you are thorough wndrbr3d_, was that in ladybugs? It's hard to be honest and introspective about your own personality, because you're not the one who sees it. -- shit average ping to my host is 200ms I wrote an email to ymself listing my days offf. and I lost it. so I have no way of telling my bosses what days I want off. oops preswork, don't worry, i have a copy. here ya go! I -AM- A COPY YOUR DAYS OFF ARE AS FOLLOWED: NEVER NO CARRIER ok, it updates every hour now You're god damned righr ! AND DONT YOU FORGET IT ! hahahah -- So like.. where the crap is everyone !? JUST BECAUSE IREV IS SLOW DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TOP STOP ENTERTAINING ME !!! actualy it does... see section 23... paragraph 4, item 3a Section 32, Paragraph 4,3a: TBL will forever be known as 'Fat Bastard'. yeah.. that's section 32 not section 23 yo 32 = naming convetions for those who suck whilst 23 is entertainment bylaws as concerneed by irev users Ah See, I'm convinced I'm dyslexic i think everyone is to a degree Yes, but I type backwards somtimes so do i Well then, we rule hahaha My moms Dyslexic Hence my suspicions -- http://www.ebaumsworld.com/judgejudy.html -- chu chu rocket is so fyucking good hehe fun game eh? hah ever play it? I have VS.NET Architect or whatever Seven CDs LICK MY NUTS Hell yeah I will TEABAG ME BITCH ! I WANNA TASTE YOU ! http://thalia.irev.net/party/ -ÄÄ BitchX: Added HTTP/FTP grab [20/24] hahahahaha' pffft only like 2 of you dork and there are no boobies ... carfire>boobies SACI IS SECKSEY IN THE POUDNL I BET MY MUSIX ARE TOO LOUD I DON'T HAVE THAT BIG OF A CHEST IN REAL LIFE THOUGH THEN J00 SUCK YEAH WELL hard i hope EAT SHIT -- so so is built.us seriously now why aren't people sellingh cpu cycle sfor profit? disregard my drunked bad typing you're drunked!!!! WELL I AM 21 NOW SO I AM ALLOWED -- who has the new eminem album? shut it eminem is a banned word shut up shut it. -ÄÄ Playdough now known as BasharTeg SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT IT RECOGNIZE BIATCH #L LAW, SECTION 2, SUBSECTION A, PARAGRAPH 1 STATES: AT NO TIME SHALL ANYONE MENTION THE RAP ARTIST "EMINEM", OR REQUEST HIS MUSIC. -- -ÄÄ gizmo_ (~gizmo@66-27-81-203.san.rr.com) joined channel #l best sleep I EVER had last night ever the configuration of my pillows and blankets was like, perfect it created the ultimate sleeping environment which I utilized for like 13 glorious hours I slept for 7 or so 7 is not acceptable I think if I only slept for 7 hours I'd die infact I've done it in the past and spent the day slipping in and out of a sleep deprived cova -- my dsl line was dropping mad packets yesterday not doing any of that today yeah mine was too dsl just does that yours too? its what dsl does ok i feel better now ð Set/#l is back, hi [gone!13h47m41s] i submitted a trouble ticket heh the internet was messed up yesterday. was dropping close to 75% of all packets i broke it made ssh'ing into my box painful i created it and i'll break it if i want to -- I just invented the coolest Quiz ever. I'm going to start writing it tomorrow. "How well does Presence like you, even though he's never met you" Quiz. -- i've got BENGAY on my back BENGAY! hey! thats not funny so umm, why? muscle pain? yeah sucks :( i've hurt my back this past week how? had to see the chiropractor about 4 times ugh well, a few months ago i totally jacked it up while carrying my laptop down the stairs at work i felt something "pop" and the next day i couldn't sit up or move at all without pain all in my upper body damn, yea those dell's will do that too you -- -ÄÄ BasharTeg (hasfd@ip68-8-235-4.sd.sd.cox.net) joined channel #L If you want to, I can save you. I can take you away from here. umm.. thats ok.. i can save my own ass.. I think just like that robot that escaped that lab in england ahah Around the survivors, a perimiter create. Basharteg, take me away from all this... death. BAM! úìú Presence whips out the movie quotes instead of going to work. ok.. so what's "Around the survivors, a perimiter create." from? Yoda's mouth. ahh yeah duh i new it soudned familiar DUDE!! That'd be a GREAT band name! "Yoda's Mouth" i suffered som mad insomnia last night gah.. *some im running on almost no sleep Yer running? I rarely go faster than a slow-jog. yeah.. i like to run constantly im running in place as i type right now! Run, Forest, Run! it might explain some of my typos ehhe -ÄÄ maus_ now known as Forest ð Forest/#l runs! -- dude I cleaned my bedroom its so clean its scary you could have sex on the floor and not be like "ewww this feels kinda dirty" what's dirty about sex on the bedroom floor? the floor could be dirty mine is now clean dont question my motives I'll hurt you hmm. just doesn't seem diryt to me. because maybe in the course of sex on the bed, you move to the floor. -- I need to buy a soldering iron and a toilet plunger -- HERSHLAG! sounds like a warning of nuclear fallout HERSHLAG! run for the hills! -- i fear the worst: our society is lacking in donkey information 3/28/01--Pressed donkey fat can be used as a formica substitute. Equus Asinusophibia--Fear of donkeys. 4/6/01--It has been proven that in Para-Euclidian Space a donkey can crouch 180 degrees! haha how sad suppose that how sad is that .. what then? 4/25/01--A sixteen year long war between Makkah and Suakin along the border of the Sudan in Saudi Arabia has ended today. The war which was started over the trade embargos placed on Donkey Semen in the Ottoman Empire was brought to an abrupt end when King Abdul Aziz ordered that all trading of semen was to resume. The main preoccupations of Abdul Aziz have been the consolidation of his power and the restoration and reorganization of Donkey Semen 5/22/01--The Division of Acquired Immunodefieciency Syndrom (DAIDS) partnered with the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) published a Health Summary detailing that bone marrow taken from donkey bones is an effective deterant to the spread of aids. Donkey stem cells have shown to dramatically decrease the chances of infection in non HIV patients when used (in puddy form) as a lubricant during sexual intercourse. More s ... "The donkey is the ultimate creature, the epitome of perfection in organic evolution"--Charles Darwin "Donkeys can cure anything and everything"--Albert Einstein that's enough donkey info for one day -- -ÄÄ teklord (teklord@66-27-87-212.san.rr.com) joined channel #l Dude The new star trek OH MY GOD ð WndrBr3d_/#l craps himself THERE IS FECES IN MY PANTS ! -ÄÄ tbls (tbl@dualcpus.com) joined channel #l NEW STAR TREK OWNS ME ! dude teklord! teklord?!@# show us your tits! WHAT'S JERKIN BEEFY TITS ?! -- If we look up at the stars, RIGHT NOW, at the same time, and sing a song, it will all be better. presence: SOMEWHERE OUT THERE huh? BENEATH THE DARKENED SKY YOU'RE THINKING OF ME SOME WHEEEEEEEERE OUT THERRRRRRRRRREEEE! SOMEWHERE OUT THERE OUT WHERE DREAMS COME TRUUUEEE oh my head!!!!! -- im gunna go masturbait now I'm going to go tbl my wife. pron has reactivated my lebido DAMNIT paul you asshole tbl my wife till she scrotors. One is often fired. oh my fucking god scrotasm paul i hate you tbling till scrotation YES RAWR hahaha MAKE THE HURTING STOP! -- Then there was that time that Darin skiied on cat poop at Paul's house -- I am happy to have the day off today. I am happy to get off So lets hook up -- this was my 21st birthday party. :) Samuel Adam's Summer Ale is good too, in FACT I have 2 in the fridge right now. -ÄÄ DiScDuCe_ (discduce@dualcpus.com) joined channel #l Hey, that guy's got a Hawaiian shirt like me. One thing about Hawaiian shirts: They are RISKY. If even ONE other person in the room has one, you both feel all awkward. -ÄÄ DiScDuCe (DiScDuCe_@216-55-130-203.dialup.tnt01.san-diego.abac.net) joined channel #L haha it was a hawaiian shirt party :) You go from being the zany party guy to being one of the two people with a Hawaiian shirt. hahaha Oh, then I guess it's okay. Bahmist has insight to being the life of a party -- DUDE DUDE ME AND JEREMIAH WENT AND FILMED THE TROLL CHICK! OH MY FUCKING GOD! like we walked in Bottle rockets? It looks like it was hit by a damn rocket launcher. yeah? and she was like blabbering some bullshit she was a dumb motherfucker about what? computer? and like, she wen't to go take a shower then me and jeremiah bolted hahaha but we were filming the WHOLE TIME muahaha tbl, Put up some snap shots, so I don't need to get the whole video on my dial up. did she say anything about the camera? The fat chick didn't mind being filmed? She had to have known you guys had ill intentions. Anyone who walked in my house with a camera would seem a little suspicious to me. f'n a Bahmist, totally. excpecially if it was Basharteg holding the camera. Yeah, he's not exactly a curious school boy going through an "artsy" phase. no she was bitchy about it jeyk, just wank off now He looks like a computer line backer with an evil agenda. -- Im thinking about nairing my nipples I've got like.. nipple hairs they're pretty weird wats nair? cyrus^: apparently it kills hair dead -- you know...I got a email one day about a "free psychic coupon"...now...does that mean I get a free psychic...or the coupon is psychic..or what? redeemable for one free ms cleo 'cause...I'd like to have a good psychic...like that guy that sees dead people...not one like miss cleo -- why does the People's Court have 70's porno music as their theme? only 90 bux.. not bad jynk: to keep ppl interested.. it makes men subconciously think they'll see titty and ass at any second -- SPACE TOILET ! -- I <3 Del-chan Del-chan sends me pics of Kenneth Branaugh I <3 ck boobies -___- I <3 del boobies -- -DD Maturesh (maturesh@microsnoft.com) joined channel #L I OWN YOU! just flashed my 32x burner now its friggin 40x!! Maturesh : I OWN YOU I JUST FLASHED MY WIRELESS NIC WITH YOUR BURNER DRIVERS AND FIRMWARE NOW IT'S A WIRELESS 40X BURNER WITH POINT-AND-BURN(tm) TECHNOLOGY ! oh no! zero cool strikes again! I CAN SINGE THE HALF-LIFE ISO INTO SOMEONE'S FORHEAD ! p WndrBr3d_/#l burns with his POINT-AND-BURN(tm) TECHNOLOGY ! -- Man I got gas Enough to kill at least 10 jews -- -DD [mode!#l] "+o Deeper" by Maturesh -DD [mode!#l] "-bbb *!*sana@203.128.18.* *!*@*.hsacorp.net *!*@*.knology.net" by Deeper -DD [mode!#l] "-bbb *!*@*.daxnet.no *!*dbh@*.spot.org *!*mommysuzi@*.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net" by Deeper -DD [mode!#l] "-bbb *!*f18@*.eircom.net *!*@while1.org *!*Huggs2@*.mindspring.com" by Deeper -DD [mode!#l] "-bbb *!*alaranth8@*.widomaker.com *!*@h80n2fls33o867.telia.com *!*@*68-8-234*" by Deeper -DD [mode!#l] "-b *!*tbl*@*" by Deeper /mode #L +bbb *!*sana@203.128.18.* *!*@*.hsacorp.net *!*@*.knology.net /mode #L +bbb *!*@*.daxnet.no *!*dbh@*.spot.org *!*mommysuzi@*.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net /mode #L +bbb *!*f18@*.eircom.net *!*@while1.org *!*Huggs2@*.mindspring.com /mode #L +bbb *!*alaranth8@*.widomaker.com *!*@h80n2fls33o867.telia.com *!*@*68-8-234* -- i need to put up my "Shrine To CowKitty" page. Add it along side the shrine to Saci and Natalie Portman naw, saci is old hat. and natalie portman wears thongs and makes out with jimmy fallon so she's old hat too. delusion, yer just a trendy stalker, aren't you? pretty much. i read "Stalker Weekly" gotta stay on top of things. -- UPS sucks they have failed me for the last time -DD [signoff!#L] maus_ (ircN 7.27 + 7.0 for mIRC (2002/01/10 00.00)) -DD boozie now known as brosie blah fucking UPS operator isn't helpful at all "sir, i don't see any activity on your package. it appears it wasn't really shipped.' like hell it wasn't -DD [signoff!#L] delusion_ (fuck UPS.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh my god do you see it?! do you? -DD [#l] topic change by brosie: *** SignOff delusion_: #l (fuck UPS.) hello? -DD [#l] topic change by brosie: *** SignOff delusion_: #l (fuck UPS.) -DD [#l] topic change by brosie: . damnit hi -DD brosie_ (brosie@dualcpus.com) joined channel #l hello? i think that hello is FOR THE PESANTS ! hi -DD [#l] topic change by brosie: *** SignOff delusion_: #l (fuck UPS.) yes? your quit message RULED hahahahah i am so bitter about that right now i could kill read it read it fuck UPS. UPS. fuckups fuckups hahahahahah UPS = united parcel service i know but read it they didnt send your package fuck ups fuckups nevermind bye -DD [signoff!#L] brosie_ (prevail[0123]) -- running out of shaving cream is a butt fucked way to start your day <_WndrBr3d> NO SHIT! <_WndrBr3d> Dont you hate that <_WndrBr3d> You're like, I"m going to shave <_WndrBr3d> then you hit the button <_WndrBr3d> and like, it doesnt even clear the can good thing the mach 3 is a finely crafted tool of justice only gotta couple cuts -- anyone ever play with /etc/nsmb.conf ? Yeah It made my sister gay -- cowkitty, are there any girls out there that aren't pyscho-hose-beasts ? And not lesbian? nope, not lesbian. straight. I'll have to get back to you on that. -__- -- i used to eat paste in 1st grade HAHAHAH Dude You used to eat paste in 12th grade -- if potatoes had legs, they'd move in mysterious ways! That's what I was thinking -- CK, project idea: Quiz: Which #L person are you? Haha! choose from tessa, brosie, you, giz, maus, jeyk, me, delusion, the bot, set, wndr, exmoure, dmun, jynk, basharteg. it'd be rad. You log on to #L every morning to: 1) Idle 2) Insult everyone 3) Harrass Scrotor 4) Break something and ask Presence for help When someone makes me angry, I: 1) set them on /ignore, 2) packet the shit out of their connection, 3) /quit IRC 4) describe what I did to their mother last night, 5) hack their AIM account and message everyone on the list that the person has come out of the closet. -- I'm feeling fat and sassy -- I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE -- WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Tiny little hairs and not any kind of chemical glue help a gecko race up and down vertical surfaces as smooth as glass, researchers reported Monday. fascinating. In a fuzzy way my butt is fuzzy so i wonder if i can climb walls with it you need to shave that thing before it destroys us all! -- one of the chicks was interacting with me the other day, and I freaking busted a deer-in-the-headlights freeze up -- morning Morning, hamster G'day. ð Set/#l kicks JeyK in the toe hamster indeed. ð JeyK/#l steps on Set ð Set/#l devours JeyK's soul -- -ÄÄ TCLunchie now known as TCGiant I have returned... GOOD THE PLACE ALMOST FELL APART WITHOUT YOU -- if I went on Road Rules, I would get laid ANYONE can get laid on Road Rules If I went on Road Rules, I would get laid. All they'd have to do is put one hottie, one black guy, one lesbian, one fag, and one retarded chick. The hottie chick would be so sexually frustrated, she would be jumping me by the 3rd mission. she'd go for the black guy No, the retarded chick would go for the black guy That's why she's retarded or the lesbian would go for the black guy Look at the current road rules I hear black guys have big dongs -- -ÄÄ Sh0t (Sh0t@ip68-105-84-80.sd.sd.cox.net) joined channel #l I DEMAND JUSTICE NO JUSTICE NO PEACE -- my youthful innocence my ass, i'm just tryin to get laid trying is the operative term hhe hahaha SO it's hard to meet chicks my ag e I didn't get laid until I was 18.5 i've messed around with some older girls though but they get weirded out because of my age yeah b/c you aren't in school don't go gay whatever you do thanks for the tip yeah sure that's what I am here for and to physically threaten you from time to time don't mention it haha so you coming to uberlan? if I do can I knock you down? you can try hahah what do you weigh? 155 add 85 pounds to that you don't know my kung fu hoooowaaaaaaah -- I just had to shave with my girlfriends leg shaving gel I ran out of mine! you ran out of your leg shaving gel? --